Saturday, February 4, 2017

The Accident

(The police station.  Two people are sitting--JOE and ELISE.  JOE has a compress on his forehead, which is clearly bleeding.  ELISE is holding her arm.  They’re already mid-conversation when the lights come up on the scene.)

                ELISE
                                   You have no business flying a car.

                                                                                JOE
I’ve been flying cars since the first day they put them in the air.  Don’t make this about me not knowing how to fly a car.

                                ELISE
What else would it be about?

                                JOE
You were on me about running late going to your mother’s.  I was distracted.

                                ELISE
Exactly.  You were distracted and that’s why we hit the balloon.

                                JOE
The balloon wasn’t on the radar.

                                ELISE
The radar only shows you other cars, Joe.  It doesn’t show you balloons, or—or other stuff.  Just cars.  You have to look out for the other stuff.  Dammit, this hurts.

                                JOE
I thought they gave you something for it?

                                ELISE
They did, but it’s not strong enough.

                                JOE
You should have told them that.

                                ELISE
How was I supposed to know it wasn’t going to be enough?

                                JOE
I better not lose my license over this.

                                ELISE
Joe, those people could be dead.

                                JOE
What are you talking about dead?  They’re not dead.

                                ELISE
Then why have we been sitting in a police station for three hours?

                                JOE
If they were dead, somebody would have told us.

                                ELISE
Maybe not.

                                JOE
It was an accident.

                                ELISE
It doesn’t matter.  You weren’t paying attention.

                                JOE
You didn’t see it either!  It was cloudy!  Nobody could have seen it.  What were they doing taking a hot balloon up in that kind of weather?

                                ELISE
Who knows?

                                JOE
Jesus, Elise, you think they’re dead?

                                ELISE
I don’t know.  I just saw the balloon go down and—I don’t know.

                                JOE
What the hell are people still doing flying hot air balloons?  What is this—the 1950’s?

                                ELISE
It’s romantic.

                                JOE
It’s stupid.  We got cars flying around.  Next year they’re sending up buses.  Plus the planes they’re still running—

                                ELISE
Forget hot air balloons, why bother with planes?

                                JOE
Cheaper to fly on a plane than fly your car to Florida.  The gas—

                                ELISE
                (Grimaces.)
I wonder if they gave me placebos.

                                JOE
Why would they give you placebos?  This isn't a science experiment.

                                ELISE
It feels like nothing.  It feels like they didn't give me anything at all.

                                JOE
I need to take you home.  I’m going to tell them that.

                                ELISE
We can't go home until they tell us we can go home.

                                JOE
Then I'm going to tell them to tell us we can go home.

                (DETECTIVE GORSATZ enters.)

Uh, Detective, my wife is in a lot of pain.

                                GORSATZ
More pain than the four people you killed?

                (A moment.)

                                                                                ELISE
                                   Oh my God.

                                GORSATZ
By the way, you didn’t have anything drink before you took off this afternoon, did you?

                                ELISE
Of course he didn’t.  It was the middle of the day.

                                JOE
Elise…

                                ELISE
Joe, tell him you didn't have anything to drink.

                                JOE
I...I...

                                GORSATZ
Someone’s coming by to talk to the two of you.  You might want to contact your lawyer.  There’s an adroid lawyer here you can rent for a hundred bucks, but he’s been on the fritz lately, so I’d keep an eye on him.  Mrs. Becker, you can come with me.

                (GORSATZ exits.)

                                ELISE
Joe, you told me you weren’t drinking anymore.

                                JOE
It was just…I was distracted.

                                ELISE
Joe…

                                JOE
What difference does it make, right?  Once you're up in the air, the car practically drives itself.

                               ELISE
Joe, you--

                               JOE
It's auto-pilot.  Just like a plane.

                               ELISE
That's not--

                               JOE
It's just like a plane, but it's simple.  It's so simple.

                               ELISE
Joe... 

                                JOE
And you know when we go to your mother’s she makes me so nervous—

                                ELISE
Joe—

                                JOE
Oh God, Elise.  Oh my God.

                                ELISE
Joe.


                (Lights.)

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