I set Vixen up with Blitzen
Which I thought would be cute
Because their names rhyme
Hahaha...not so much
I guess Blitzen is a little on the needy side
And Vixen is a cold-blooded witch
So yeah, that didn't work out
Then I set Comet up with Dancer
And apparently Dancer is a boy
I felt really bad about it
But I mean, how can you tell reindeer apart?
We all look the same
And Dancer wears that little bell
Hanging down from his antlers
Which is a little...you know...
Not that I'm judging
Then I set up Dasher up with my friend Bambi
But that didn't work out
Because Bambi can't fly
AND he's a boy
But c'mon, Bambi? That's an honest mistake
It turns out Dasher didn't care anyway
But now him and Dancer are fighting over Bambi
And the whole thing is a disaster
It's hard to enjoy Christmas
When Valentine's Day is in two months
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