Ladies, ladies, please
Let us not fight amongst ourselves!
Perhaps I have put on some weight
And yes, I have been a bit temperamental
Because of my current condition, and--
No, Deena, don't be silly
Of course I'm not pregnant
I'm just a lesbian
A lesbian, Deena
I enjoy women
No, not you, Deena
I don't enjoy you
You are having sexual relations with my husband, after all
No, I'm not talking about Curtis
I'm talking about Franklin
Don't think I didn't notice you
Sneaking around the White House
At all hours of the night
When we did our Christmas concert there
I would have said something
But I was on vocal rest at the time
None of this has anything to do with me being kicked out of the group
I refuse to be tossed aside
Like some Senator's wife
I'm the First Lady, and the lead singer
And if I have to choose
Then Franklin's going to be wheeling himself around the Smithsonian from now on
Because my passion is my singing
...And my gardening...
...But mostly the singing
And I am informing you that I have no intention of exiting
What?
You'd like me to sing that?
Absolutely not
I don't know about you, girls
But Mrs. Roosevelt does not sing
Unless she's getting paid
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