I'd Rather Have Your Candy

I could take your money
But I'd rather have your candy

I could take your bullshit
But I'd rather have your licorice

I could try to get to know you
But I'd rather steal your gummy bears

I could dance around you
But I'd rather fleece your Reese pieces

I could fuck your brains out
But I'd rather have your mints

I could make you wait for it
But I'd rather share your M&M's

I could be your soulmate
But I'd rather try your pop rocks

I could sell you drugs
But instead I'll sell you sugar

I could stop the presses
But I'd like to see your twix

I could call you names
But I'd rather drink your Kool-aid

I could be your baby
But I'd rather have your candy