The chipmunk has gained
Some weight
But I don’t think
It’s a problem
The squirrels and I
Were talking
And we like it
We like that he’s gained weight
He looks good
He looks good with some weight on him
We shouldn’t even be
Talking about this
We shouldn’t even be
Talking about
A chipmunk’s weight
But chipmunks
Don’t tend to be
Sensitive about their weight
Not like voles
So we think it’s okay
And he looks good!
We’re really excited
For him
And this--
I mean, I’ll just say it
I’ll be the first rabbit
To say it
He looks fit!
He looks fit
He looks happy
He looks healthy
I’m not a squirrel
But if I were a chipmunk
I’d be happy with
You know
Coming home
To a chipmunk like him
I saw him the other day
In the forest
And I was like--
You been running
Up and down
The branches a lot?
And he told me--
Yeah, yeah
You know?
Just doing my thing
There was--
I don’t want to say
There was some tension there
But there was a little bit
Of tension
You know, he had a couple of nuts
And his tail was looking good
Looking a little fluffy
On the fluffy side
A little thicc
I would say
I mean, I know it’s just
A little ball of whatever
But it was looking good
And I, uh--
You know, as a rabbit
I’m not stranger
To muscular physique
We’re kind of--
Rabbits are kind of
Known for that
But I recognize a nice form
On another member
Of the rodent family
When I see it
We’ve all been going through it lately
What with them
Putting a Trader Joe’s next door
And cutting down
All those trees
But I think sometimes
Hard times
Kind of bring out some good stuff
And I think
If you look at the chipmunks lately
You can see
They’re really making the most
Out of all their--
They’re running with it
And with nuts, of course
A lot of nuts
Gotta eat nuts
If you want to keep
Those legs looking good
That’s what I always--
Wow, the sun today
Is just BEATING, isn’t it?
Feels like it’s really
Beating down
Hard to avoid
The heat these days
Lately it’s just
Been getting hotter
And hotter
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