Play Ladies Night

I have some advice
If you ladies
Would like to hear it

Play Ladies Night

Wait, hear me out

When you hear some stupid girl
Say something like--

'I don't get along with girls. I have mostly guy friends.'

Realize that when she says that
Every guy around her sees
A giant bunny
And it's hunting season

Do NOT foresake your fellow women

If your best friend screws your boyfriend
Get three new best friends

And play 'Ladies Night'

Don't let anyone tell you that you can't wear pants
I love a woman in pants
A woman in pants knows where she's going
And she knows if she's gotta step through a thorn patch to get there
Then that's what she's going to do

And the only reason some guy is calling her a bitch
Is because that dumbass wore shorts
And got his thighs cut up

Laugh at the dumbass--then play 'Ladies Night'

Be the woman you want your daughter to be
Or your niece to be
Or your granddaughter to be
Or the girl in the cubicle next to you to be

Be not afraid to smile, my girls

A good woman can be soft, hard, rough, tough, and terrified
Even as she's going over the edge

And the last thing she's worried about
Is what some twenty-six year old kid
Might write about her
Giving her advice
On how to be a woman

Eh, don't listen to me

Just go play 'Ladies Night'

Play 'Ladies Night'

And remember that there is nothing as beautiful on this earth
As a good woman dancing
Like she ain't waiting for anybody else
To tell her

She can start celebrating