Tough Crowd

I drove here from Jersey

Jersey, I'm not kidding

All the way here

All the way to--

Where are we anyway?

God, I don't...

I'm tired

I'm not very funny when I'm tired

So...sorry for that

But I'm not going to lie to you

I'm not going to promise you something

I can't deliver on

Doesn't seem...

Just wouldn't be...uh...

At, uh, what age do you think you're too old

To go around

Wearing a white t-shirt

And jeans, and sneakers

And act like, you know, that's fine

That--That that's okay?

I wish somebody would tell me

When I'm too old

You know...like now?

I'm looking forward to things

Not now, not being here now

Sorry--I said sorry, right?

I'm looking forward to something that's going to happen later

And that's, you know, the story of my life

The thing that's going on an hour from now

A day from now, a month--

That's what interests me

On the way here I was really looking forward to being here

And now I'm here

And I need to be somewhere else

After this, when I'm done, I mean

You'll all--Well, I doubt you'll clap, but...

I'll go back to my room

Or to a diner

Have something to eat

Maybe catch a late movie

But, eventually, you know, the room

The quiet hotel room

Motel, sorry, motel

I can't--it's motels

Which is fine

It's not like I need the Four Seasons

And I'll get there

To my room

The place that--right now

I want to be at more than...anything

And I'll sit on my bed

And think about how this went

Right now

Whether or not I was...funny

I'll sit there

And beat myself up

Oh well, you know

Oh well

Next time, I'll say

Next time

Always next time

And I'm looking forward to it

To next time, I mean

I really think

It's going to be...

...Something