Hi...is...is the King Minos there?
Sure
Hi King Minos, how are you?
Uh, well
To be honest
I'm feeling a little under the weather
Uh, I don't know
Throat's kinda sore
Horns are kinda tender
Probably just a cold
You know?
So, I don't think I'm going down to the maze today
Yeah, I know, I know
Big day today
With that, uh, what's his name?
Theseus, right
Listen, have you heard anything about him?
Because I was talking to my cousin Phil
And he says this guy might be the real deal
Well, that's what he--
Look, what if we just fed him to lions or something?
I'm just kinda tired
And I'm not feelin' well
And that maze is a real killer
If you're not up to the--
Well, what about seeing if Jake can do it?
I know he hasn't grown the horns yet
But he has the growling down?
Yeah, yeah, I see what you mean
Well, what if I did just half a day?
Like, what if we put him in the maze around one
And then he'll have already eaten lunch
So he'll move a little slower and--
Right, yeah, gotcha
Okay, well
I guess I can come in
I was just worried about you
Catching what I have and--
Oh, it's nothing too serious
You just grow a snout
And your testicles grow to the size of--
Ohhhh you sure?
Thanks so much
I should be fine by tomorrow
...Or however long it takes
For Theseus to die of starvation
Have a great day, boss!
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