Saturday, January 24, 2015

100 Words/13. Teleporting

I don’t remember the exact year we started teleporting, but it hasn’t gone smoothly.  My brother lost an arm going to Barcelona for spring break.  I know another girl who’s leg ended up above her butt like a tail.  I guess it has something to do with taking your atoms apart and then putting them back together, and sometimes they put you back together wrong, I guess?  So it’s not really the safest form of travel, but it is the most popular, because people want to feel like they’re on Star Trek or something.  So sometimes you lose an arm.

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