100 Words/7. Working Out

What I do to stay in shape is—Every morning, when I wake up, I’m given an injection that knocks me out for a good hour.  Then, I’m lifted from my bed by this mechanism I’ve purchased, that proceeds to carry me into my home gym, work me out on various machines, then put me back in bed where I wake up a few minutes later feeling a little bit sore, and smelling kinda funky, but also knowing that I’ve gotten a good work-out in.  I just can’t imagine working out while coherent—like, people actually used to do that?