What?
A wolf?
Are you--
Dana, are you kidding me?
Dana, you KNOW me
You KNOW me, Dana, I’m not--
Because of the teeth?
The TEETH?
Dana, have you been talking to Kristy again?
I just want to know where--
I just want to know where
This is coming from
Because we have never--
We’ve been dating for--what?
Two months now?
Three days, okay
Close enough
But you really think
That I’ve been hiding
A secret from you
For THREE WHOLE DAYS?
Dana, baby
Come on
You know me
You KNOW me, Dana
I’m a sheep
I’m--you know, sheep-ish
I got wool
I got all the right, uh
Clothing
I say ‘Bah’
Wolves howl
I ‘bah’
All I do is ‘bah’
Do you want to shear me, Dana?
Do you?
Is that what you want?
Because I’ll let you
So help me
I will go get the clippers myself
And you can shear me
In front of ALL our friends
And KRISTY
Who I know is eavesdropping on this--
Well then, who said it?
THE FARMER?
The Farmer told you I was a--
And you’re going to believe him
Over me?
Wow
Okay, Dana, that’s--
Wow
You know, I didn’t want to say this
But I’ve had people tell me
That you’re actually a wolf
No, no
I didn’t want to, but--
Yeah, I’ve had people
Pull me aside
And tell me
That under all that wool
You have a big tail
And a snout
And grey eyes
Which only wolves have
No other animal has grey eyes
And I just happen to know that
Because I know some random facts
About wolves
It doesn’t prove anything
But it’s just a fact
No, you know what, Dana?
I would love
To accept your apology
But I’m going to need some time
Like, two to three hours
At least
Before we go for a private walk
In the forest
Away from the rest of the flock
And that means I’m skipping dinner
Which means I’m going to be FAMISHED
By the time we’re ready to go
So if you hear my stomach growling
Just know that YOU did that
You’re the reason
I’m all grumbly, okay?
It just--
You know, it hurts my feelings, Dana
Because, yeah
I can be a little boisterous sometimes
But a wolf?
Me?
You know, I should go get
Some new eyes
Because clearly
I need to take
A better look
At you
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