Why You Can Hire Him

I can’t confirm

That I fired him

From Dallas Justice

I can only tell you

That you’re fine

To hire him

For Dallas Medical

You’re fine to do that

I can’t tell you

Not to do that

So do it

If you want

But he will not be working

On Dallas Justice

Anymore

Not because he’s been fired

But not because he hasn’t been fired

All I can say

Is that he won’t be working on the show anymore

But he’s free to work on your show

Even though your show

Is connected to my show

Because what happens on my show

Shouldn’t have any bearing

On what happens

On your show

And also

I don’t want this

To be a thing

I really

Really

Don’t want this

To be a thing

And it’s not a thing

Because nobody’s been fired

Nobody from Dallas Justice

Has even been fired

People have moved on

People have made decisions

People have decided to do things

That have resulted

In them

No longer being on

Dallas Justice

And it’s all amicable

It’s all great

We’re all happy

And if he wants to be on Dallas Medical

Or Dallas Educated

Or Dallas Firehouse

Or Dallas Boat Patrol

--I still don’t know how that one--

The point is

He can be on any of them

And I’m fine with it

It’s fine

I’m fine with it

It’s fine

I just can’t answer

Any questions

About whether or not

He was fired

Even though nobody’s

Ever been fired

I can’t confirm or deny anything

And I can’t tell you

Not to hire him

I can’t even tell you

That I would be displeased

If you did hire him

I can’t tell you

How I would feel

About anything

Anything you do

Even though my name

Is on your show

I can’t say how I’m feeling

Or how I’m feeling

About how I’m feeling

I can just say

That he is no longer working

On the flagship show

And if you think

It’s a good idea

For you

To hire someone

Who is no longer working

On the flagship show

Just so you can--what?

Get a little of that

Flagship magic?

That he no longer has

Because he is no longer

On the flagship, but--

If you think

You can get some of that

Just by having him--

I mean, let’s face it

If he were still working

On the flagship

You wouldn’t have been able

To hire him in the first place

That’s the funny part

About all this

I mean, none of it’s funny
None of it

But if something about it

Were going to be funny

That would be it, wouldn’t it?

I mean--

Wouldn’t that

Have to be

It?