Darling, I have fantastic news
We're going to have a child!
No, I'm not going to have one
Don't be ridiculous
Do you have any idea how long that takes?
Years, Maynard, years!
But I'm expediting the process
I've found the most fantastic person to be our surrogate
Her name?
Oh, well...it's not a her
Well, don't panic, Maynard
There is a her
There has to be
We're not having this baby in a science fiction novel after all
What I mean is that I haven't met the surrogate mother
Only the surrogate father
His name is Charles and he works at the coffee shop I go to
Well, Maynard, I would be happy to have you be the father
But Charles' girlfriend wouldn't be comfortable with it
She doesn't want to have your baby
She just wants to have his baby, then give it to us
Charles and I look so much alike I'm sure nobody will know that the baby isn't mine
I just hope Chuck's wife doesn't find out
Hmm?
No, Maynard, I said his girlfriend was going to have our baby
I didn't say anything about his wife
Well, darling, it's not our place to judge
Besides Charles said his wife would NEVER give us a baby
So we're very lucky that he has a mistress
Now, I'm going to start picking out colors for the nursery
Talk about this?
Maynard, darling, haven't you been listening?
It's all been taken care of
I don't see why you always have to make things so complicated
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