Kelsey Grammer

I think the best way

To explain the system

That everyone’s up against

Is by looking at Kelsey Grammer

No, really

I’m totally serious about this

There was a period of time

In this country

A significant period of time

When we, as a culture,

Were supposed to believe

Were meant to believe

That Kelsey Grammer…

...Was a sexy individual

Now, I’m not trying to be cruel

But the fact is, uh

Kelsey Grammer

Is fucking gross

I mean, he’s fucking gross

And he--

He had this show

For--for a decade

Where a parade of attractive women

Came in and out of his life

And all of them were just--

Enamored with him

And it’s just--

I mean, it’s not believable

It’s totally unbelievable

But, like, if you questioned it

At that time, I mean

People looked at you, like--

Like, what are you talking about?

I mentioned it to someone

I was like--

He would never get those women

I mean, maybe one or two of them

But not ALL of them

Not dozens of gorgeous women

And that’s not me being mean

That’s just, uh, reality?

So I mentioned that to someone

And, uh, it was a guy

And he goes--

Well, he was rich

Meaning the character was rich

And, uh, I mean--

Isn’t that insulting?

I mean, I get that there are women out there

Who will, uh, date a guy for his money

Okay--okay

I get that, but, uh--

There aren’t that many women who will

And, uh, also,

You don’t see examples of women

Well, uh, like me

Women, who--

Well, I’ll take a brokeass loser

Who sleeps on a mattress on his floor

As long as he’s got long hair

And nice eyes

I mean, that’s reality

That’s a true story

But you don’t see that represented

In movies, on tv, nowhere

You don’t see women

Having the agency to say--

I don’t need a guy to make money

I don’t need a guy to be rich

I don’t need to fuck someone

Who looks like fucking Frasier

I don’t need to do that

You just don’t see that

Being presented

And what you see instead

Is this, uh, still, to this day

This, uh, sea of fucking Frasier’s

Men--ugly fucking men

Who can have any woman they want

And we wonder why guys

Real guys

Feel like they’re entitled

To women

To have women

To have any woman they want

We are telling men--

Make enough money

Become famous

Excel at your job

Work out

Or don’t

Don’t even bother

Just get a penthouse

And you can have

Whatever woman

You want

And what we should be telling them is--

Women are either going to like you

Or they’re not

It’s that simple

But you’re not entitled to anything

Not a fucking thing

But, you know,

Kelsey Grammer

He doesn’t get much work anymore

Thank god

He cheated on his wife

Did you know that?

Did you know that ugly fucker

Cheated on his wife?

I mean, why wouldn’t he?

Why wouldn’t he believe the lie

He helped create

Makes sense to me

Makes all the sense

In the world