I just got this new alarm clock. When it’s time to wake up, it sprays you with
a little hose, and it keeps spraying you until you’re out of bed. Then, these two little legs pop out of the
bottom of it, and it follows you around making sure you don’t get back into
bed, and if you do, it sprays you with the hose. And the whole time it’s playing ‘Copacabana’
which is this old song from, like, a hundred years ago. And if you don’t hit the snooze button, it
makes you breakfast. It’s totally
changed my life.
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