100 Words/8. The President

I ran for President on Youtube.  My entire campaign was digital.  I never actually set foot outside my house until I won the election.  Then I was like—Oh man, this is not for me.  I’m really an introvert, and I really like my apartment, so the idea of, like, moving to Washington and into the White House was just—No.  So I’ve pretty much been running the country from here in my bedroom, and nobody really seems to mind.  I uploaded my State of the Union the other day, and got a ton of hits.  People were into it.