100 Words/6. Paul Newman

I married a clone of Paul Newman.  A young Paul Newman—obviously.  For a second there, I thought about marrying one of the Rock Hudson clones, but knowing what we now know about homosexuality and DNA, it seemed…unwise?  I mean, I love gay people, but I don’t want one of them as my husband, you know what I—?  Anyway, he’s a very good husband, but, oddly enough, he’s a terrible actor.  Nowhere near as good as the real Paul Newman.  And his salad dressing is—Eesh.  But he loves me very much, and we have a really wonderful marriage.