There’s a sign saying go left
And a sign saying turn around
I pull up on the gravel
And count to ten
Beneath the tires
It feels like air
Being let out
And I count my blessings
That the hotel is in walking distance
If it should come to that
I get out of the car
And see a gas station
A few hundred feet away
Why not, I ask myself
And make my way over
The gas station
Is sun-bleached
And stripped down
To nothing
But spare tires
And chewing gum
I see a woman standing
Next to the cash register
Behind the counter
And I ask her
If she knows a good way
To get to Brighton-Turner
She asks if I just need a way
Or a good way
And I tell her
Any way is fine
Because I got a hotel
Within walking distance
And I can take the night to rest up
And start out in the morning
If I need to
She tells me
I can go six miles east
And I’ll get to Brighton
And twelve miles north
And that’ll take me to Turner
But nobody’s been to Brighton-Turner
Since the eighties
And people shouldn’t start going now
Just because they feel like it
I tell her I have business there
And she says it must be bad business
And I say all business
Is bad business
But she doesn’t laugh
And I guess I really wasn’t joking
So oh well
There doesn’t seem to be a map anywhere
And there’s nobody else to talk to
So I start walking
Towards the hotel
When a car pulls up alongside me
And asks me where I’m headed
‘Brighton-Turner,’ I say
And the driver
A bearded gentleman
With both hands on the wheel
And hair falling in his face
Tells me he can take me there
‘You know where it is,’ I ask him
And he says he goes there all the time
He’s not a good liar
But he doesn’t have a tell either
I’m just really good
At sniffing out bullshit
Even when it’s buried under
All that hair and charm
‘Why don’t you just tell me how to get there,’ I say to him
And he says it’s tricky
I tell him give me a shot
I’m good at puzzles
And figuring out how to get somewhere
It’s just everybody says
There is no more Brighton-Turner
He keeps edging his car along
Before he tells me
That if I keep walking down the road--
‘Or a car,’ he says, ‘You got a car?’
I tell him I do have a car
He goes--’Okay’
And he says drive eleven miles down the road
Make two lefts and two rights
Drive a little bit more
And the signs will do the rest
I thank him and he pulls away
When I get back to my car
The windshield is busted
And there’s a note in the backseat
Telling me I’d be better off
Going back to wherever it is I’m from
Instead I leave the keys on the front seat
And start walking down the road
I’m curious to see how far I’ll get
Before I’m so lost
Nobody can help me
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