Fair Warning

If you eat the Royal Tuna
You should be okay
I wouldn't say 'fantastic'
You won't be fantastic
But you'll be okay

I mean, people have thrown up
A few people have
But it's not like they died
I'm sure none of them did anyway
But some did throw up
A few, a couple
Ten or twelve

If you eat the Royal Tuna
Have Daniel make it, not Louis
Louis is not a good scene
Trust me on that
I do not eat anything
That Louis has touched
Let alone the Royal Tuna

Have Daniel make it
But catch him in a good mood
Because if you make Royal Tuna
In a bad mood
Or even a slightly bad mood
The negativity will seep into the Royal Tuna
And render it inedible

By that I mean more inedible
Which I guess is impossible
But the fact is you can always be more inedible
Something can always taste worse
Like plastic is inedible
But titanium would be way moreso
In the grand scheme of things

Royal Tuna made with negativity
Is right up there with titanium

If you eat the Royal Tuna
Don't eat it on a Friday
Eat it on a Monday
That should go without saying

If you eat the Royal Tuna
Don't chew it, just swallow
Swallow it as quickly as you can
And don't think about chewing
Because then you'll chew
And from that point on
You're in major trouble

Only eat it when you're hungry
Only eat it when it's Monday
Only eat it when Daniel makes it
And when he's in a good mood
And you'll be fine

Otherwise you might die
Or at least throw up

Fair warning