This Message Will Self-Destruct

This message

Will self-destruct

So you’d better

Write it down

Do you have a pen?

Why do you not--

Go get a pen

I don’t know

Find a pen

You’re never going to be able

To remember all this

Trust me

You are not going to--

Okay, fine

At exactly fourteen hundred--

Military time

MILITARY time

You can’t tell military--

Weren’t you in the--

Okay

At 2pm

You are to go

To 1074 Baxton Street in--

One

One oh seven--

Can you go get a pen?

Please?

Can you just go get a--

I’m not supposed to repeat this

More than once

And I’ve already

One oh seven four Baxton

‘B’ as in Baby

‘A’ as in Apple

‘X’ as in X-ray

Okay

Once you get there

You’ll find a vault

The code to the vault is--

Oh my god

You’re never going to--

Please go get a pen

Please?

Okay

It’s 736204589677576362

What do you mean you got that?

You got THAT

But not the address with--

Okay

Fine

I won’t look a gift horse in the--

No

No, there’s no horse in the vault

What kind of vault would--

Never mind

In the vault is a diamond

Get the diamond

And bring it back here

Do you think you can do that?

What do you mean

What does the diamond look like?

It looks like a diamond

Haven’t you seen a diamond before?

It’s pretty

It shines

You’re going to steal it

Do you--

Yes, someone’s going to try and stop you

That’s the whole point

That’s why we--

I don’t know

Fight them

I guess

Don’t you know how to--

HAVEN’T YOU DONE THIS BEFORE?

You know what?

I’m just going to self-destruct

Right now

And go get the diamond myself

Forget we ever talked

This was a--

Uh

Did you TWEET the combination

To the vault

To YOURSELF?

What do you mean how else

Were you going to remember it?

Why didn’t you use the Notes app?

Why did you have to--

Look, I’m pretty sure

I have to send someone

To kill you now

So if I were you

I’d start running

I don’t know

Where you can hide

Try the address I gave you

There’s a safehouse

Next to the bank

What?

. . . . .

It’s ‘B’ as in ‘Baby’...