How Ya Feelin'?

     (A concert.)

LIZZO:  Okay, so let me ask you something?  How ya feelin'?

CROWD:  WE'VE BEEN BETTER!

LIZZO:  What?

CROWD:  WE'VE BEEN BETTER!

LIZZO:  Okay, but--we're a concert.  We're having fun.  You're having fun, right?

CROWD:  SO MUCH FUN!

LIZZO:  Okay, so how ya feelin'?

CROWD:  DREADING THE IDEA OF GOING TO WORK TOMORROW SO WE CAN MAKE MINIMUM WAGE AND GET SCREAMED AT BY A WOMAN NAMED JESSICA!

LIZZO:  Uh, all right, but--how about we live in the moment?

CROWD:  OKAY!

LIZZO:  Okay, so--how ya feelin'?

CROWD:  THERE ARE KIDS IN CAGES!

LIZZO:  Baby, how ya feelin'?

CROWD:  TRUMP COULD WIN AGAIN!

LIZZO:  Baby, how ya feelin'?

CROWD:  I THINK I HAVE FOOD POISONING AND I'M NOT INSURED!

LIZZO:  All right, hang on.  Just hang on a second.  When I ask, how ya feelin'--

CROWD:  CLIMATE CHANGE IS ADVANCING!

LIZZO:  Hold on!  When I ask that question, it's more about, like, self-love and confidence and--

CROWD:  I'VE GOT SIX GRAY HAIRS!

LIZZO:  But that's--

CROWD:  I JUST CHECKED, IT'S REALLY NINE GRAY HAIRS!

LIZZO:  Love yourself anyway!

CROWD:  YESTERDAY I DID NOTHING BUT WATCH CHOPPED ALL DAY!

LIZZO:  That's self-care!

CROWD:  I ATE A BAG OF DORITOS AND HOOKED UP WITH MY EX.

LIZZO:  That is--Okay, that's not self-care, but--

CROWD:  BEES ARE GOING EXTINCT!

LIZZO:  But, uh, how ya feelin'?

CROWD:  EH, YOU KNOW!

LIZZO:  How ya feelin'?

CROWD:  I THINK I HAVE A URINARY TRACT INFECTION!

LIZZO:  I don't think there's going to be an encore.

     (CROWD groans.)