I Don't Know When He's Coming Back

I have no idea when he’s coming back

I thought, he was like--

Well, we’re not close

He and I

We’re--

We made out once

At Sarah Fran Elizabeth’s party

The one on the roof?

We made out there

And so I started following him

And we would message every so often

But, like, he’s gorgeous

And I fully intended

To hang out with him again

And then I see that he’s in Toronto

So I’m like--

Have fun in Toronto

And he’s like--

Thanks babe!

And, like, you know how babe

Has become this, like

Totally non-sexualized thing

That people call you

When they’ve made out with you or something

But now they just want to have you be this

Person who, like, maybe they’ll make out with again

But probably not

So they’re like Thanks babe!

Like, that’s the vibe I was getting from that

So of course now

I’m fixated on him coming back

So, I can, like, get back from babe

To someplace more respectable

Like, I want another shot

Sooo a week goes by

Two weeks

He’s not back

I think--

Okay, he’s taking an extended vacation

A little weird

I’m a little jealous

It’s all a little whatever

But okay

And, then, um, like--

But--Oh!

I should mention--

He definitely didn’t move there

Or, like, plan to move there

Like, he’s not LIVING there now

Or anything

It’s definitely not that

And yet--

It’s been eight months

And he’s...still there

Yeah

It’s so weird

Like, it’s so fucking weird

Like, I actually--

I can’t believe I did this

But I got drunk one night

And I actually messaged him and was like--

Um, are you coming back?  Lol

With the Lol so I wouldn’t sound like a crazy person, and um--

He was like--

Yeah, I think so

I THINK SO?

Like, what does that even mean?

We’re talking about where you live

Where you have a home

Where your belongings are

I think so?

This is not, like, something you should be unsure about

You’re not a traveling circus performer

You’re a marketing strategist

You live a very sedentary lifestyle

And here’s me, just like--

Is this something you can do now?
Can you just go somewhere, and like--

Stay there for an undetermined amount of time?

How does that work?

Specifically how--monetarily--does that work?

Any idea?

No?

Me either!

And yet, that’s what he was doing

And he’s still doing it

He’s still there

And I have no idea when he’s coming back

And, it’s like, you know

I know he and I weren’t really anything

I mean, the kissing was very intimate

And we shared a Lyft after the party

But, like, I don’t know

I still feel like

I’m entitled

To some
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