How I Learned to Eat Eggs

Krorg, it was the most amazing thing

You know those winged things we found
That look like the Flying Creatures
Except without the scales
And the ability to eat one of us alive?

Well, apparently
Like the Flying Creatures
They also lay those round things

Except theirs are more of a brownish color
And they're smaller

Now, hear me out
Because this is going to sound crazy

The other day, I was picking up the Smaller Flying Creature Poop Balls off the ground

(By the way, we should really come up with a shorter name for those things)

Well, I was picking up one
And another one fell from my arms
And this was last Wednesday
When the Big Rock That Spews Hot Stuff spewed its hot stuff
So the ground near it was still really hot

Some of the Poop Ball innards
Spilled onto the hotter ground
And it turned this white and yellow color

Obviously, I was horrified

It's one thing pick to pick up Poop Balls
But to have to see the inside of Poop Balls exposed to heat
Was enough to make me gag

But THEN, to make things even worse
My pet Monkey Man, Sims
Ran over to the Poop Ball innards
Scooped some of it up with his new thumb
And put it right in his mouth

Well, you know those Monkey Men
They'll eat anything

The thing is, Krorg...

He actually seemed to like it

I admit...I was...intrigued

It was so...forbidden

I had to try it

So I cracked one of the other Poop Balls over the ground
And did what Sims did
And you know...

...It actually wasn't all that bad

Put a little Long Neck blood on it
And it's hardly gross at all!

Gives it a little kick

Isn't it fantastic learning what it is we can and can't eat?

Just last week I figured out
That we can eat those things that grow on trees
With the little brown hats

We can't however eat the things that grow off each other

Although now we have the word 'epidemic'

So that's exciting

Anyway, Krorg
Please write down 'Poop Balls'
In the ledger
Under 'Tasty Things'

I'm going to try Sims' Poop Balls this afternoon

Oh stop it, Krorg

If we can eat the ones that come out of the Smaller Flying Creatures
Why not eat the ones that come out of the Monkey Men?

I fail to see the difference