Natural

I will stand next to

The naked voodoo man

I will have my photo taken

As if it's natural

I will lay naked on the bed

With my tattoo exposed

For the camera

As if it's natural

I will straddle the folding chair

While the air behind me

Curls into black hair

As if it's natural

I will bend my left leg

Seductively to the right

And let the lightning bolt hit me

As if it's natural

I will.........

I will......

I will...

I will

I will lay on my bed

I will write on the wall

I will crawl up the wall

Onto the ceiling

And swing from the fan

As if it's natural

I will destroy whole cities

Made of Oreo cookies

With my milk flood

As if I am the Oreo God

The Goddess of the Oreos

Named Cookie

I will ask the voodoo man his name

And ask if he can heal me

And when he says no

I'll walk away

Laughing

As if that was the answer

I expected

As if 'No' is natural

I will make love as if I am planning something

As if my mind is somewhere else

And so I'll have the distant look

That a movie star gets

When she makes love

And it'll look so natural

I'll let the black air swirl around me

And carry me up into the barn

Where I'll surround myself with hay

And then jump down onto my butterscotch pony

Riding off into the storm

Like Don Quixote at a windmill

A hero, I'll be

A natural hero

I will hear nasty words called at me

While I pose for my glamour shots

Black marker words scrawled on my stomach

Highlighter marks all over my shins

And a blue sharpie

Writing the word

'Natural'

On my arm

For all to see

I'll rock back and forth

On a bed

Like the kind they have

In scary head hospitals

And I'll say--

I will..................

I will............

I will......

I will...

I will blame my divorced parents

For the sex I have

With men twice my age

I will blame my teachers

For my dissolved desire to learn

And my issues with authorities

I will blame society

For not understanding me

And for television

Blame is what you need to do

To take the pressure off you

It's natural

I'll ride a taxi

To a fancy store

Where I'll try on dresses

That don't make me look fat

And I'll buy them all

And take them back home

To a tiny town on the prairie

I'll walk around town

In my city dresses

Bringing flair to the prairie

Creating Prairie Flair

The new craze

Of the world

They'll watch me stroll

Down their faux Main Street

Where girls get dragged

Into dumpsters

They'll look at me

And they'll say my name

They'll say I'm a natural

And I will be

I will..............................

I will....................

I will..........

I will