What's up?
What?
A puppy?
You don't say
Where is it?
In the living room?
Well, fancy that
Wink
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Oh, yeah
I winked
It's this thing I do
When certain things
Are...understood
Like when you say
We can't have a puppy
Even though you know
It would make me the happiest person alive
But you stand your ground and then--
Wink
Am I right?
So I went out and got a puppy
Because I know you can't possibly want me
To be unhappy
I mean...I hypothetically
Went out and got a puppy
Wiiiiiink
What do you mean bring the puppy back?
What?
Huh?
What?
Ohhhh I get it
You're being all discipline-y
And cruel-y
And mother-y
Gotcha
Bring the puppy back
The hypothetical puppy
That might be in the living room
Chewing on one of your shoes
That I hypothetically gave him
Yeah, I'll bring that adorable little guy back
To that awful puppy mill
Wiiiiiink
Huh?
Oh, well I might or might not have
Used your credit card
To purchase him
Or not
Or maybe
Or not
Maybe not
Wink
Wink wink
Wink wink wink
Huh?
What?
Huh?
You're going to bring him back?
Hahaha
Suuuuuure you are, Mom
Suuuuuure you are
Wink
Right?
Haha...haha...haha...
Right?
...Wink?
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