Baby Big Head Haikus

1.

Oh, Baby Big Head
Don't topple onto me, please
Your head would hurt me

2.

Oh, Baby Big Head
Your face isn't big enough
For your massive head

3.

Oh, Baby Big Head
Your body is now buckling
Under all that weight

4.

Oh, Baby Big Head
Putting those earrings on you
Dots on a planet

5.

Oh, Baby Big Head
What goes on inside that skull?
Ferris wheels or love?

6.

Oh, Baby Big Head
Pork Pie Extravaganza
Your ice cream flavor

7.

Yo, Baby Big Head
Where would your big head be at?
Try it on me, Dome

8.

Oh, Baby Big Head
Shake, rattle, and roll that bulb
'Til you can light up

9.

Oh, Baby Big Head
No, don't shake it; I'm sorry
Then peas might fall out

10.

Oh, Baby Big Head
You astound me in your depth
Miles of hair and thought