Um, do you have any games where
I could fight a tyrannical regime
Bent on bringing nuclear power
To a poor village in the Andes?
Is there a special add-on where my avatar
Can make his own protest signs
With different fonts
And colors?
Do you have a game where I can slap Nickelback across the face?
I don't necessarily need there to be
A competitive element to it
I just really want to slap Nickelback
Across the face
All your games are so violent
Do you have any games that preach tolerance?
Like, is there a game called 'Final Fantasy: Learning How to Feel Compassion?'
That should be a game
Is this just a football game?
Why not just play football?
Why not experience the world?
I mean, I hate football
Because it promotes violence and mysogyny
But I mean, simulated violence and mysogyny is probably just as bad
I would think
Do you encourage violence and misogyny here?
Do you have any games where degrading women
And beating up homosexuals gets you, like, a ton of points?
Huh? What's this?
'Grand Theft Auto: Slap Dem Ho's and Beat Dem Queers?'
I just felt my soul write a sad poem
When he's done editing it
I'll let you read it
Ugh, I gotta go
I'm meeting my friends at this protest
In front of Banana Republic
It turns out Banana Republic
Is really a Banana dictatorship of greed and corruption
I'll be back though
I'm kinda interested in that Grand Theft Auto game
Just for sociological research purposes, of course
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