Food Network Scheduling

Okay Chef Tom

This is your schedule for the week

First off, obviously

You’re hosting Cook’d

So we’ve got five episodes of those

To film before Friday

Then you’re a judge on--

Hang on, one sec

Marta Simms, Food Network
How can I--

Never mind

The cake exploded

Yeah, we got it

It’s amazing

We’ll use it in the promo

But then save it for the season finale

We might even go with ‘Cake Splosion’

For the title

Something like that

Maybe ‘Dyna-cake’ or ‘Cake TNT’

I don’t know

We’ll make it work

Hey, I’m briefing one of the chefs

Let me call you back

Sorry about that

Where were we?

Right, you’re hosting Cook’d

That’s exciting, right?
Finally getting your own show?

Just means you’re going to be busier though

Things never slow down around here

Okay, so we’ve got you guest judging

Frosting Wars

Sliced

Best Tacos in America

Best Wings in America

American Fry-ers

Frosting Wars: Christmas Edition

(I know it’s July, but we film it now, you know the drill)

Best Little Chef

Best Little Chef Jr

Huh, that’s weird

Seems like we should only need one of those--

Oh, you know what?

I think one is with, like, kids

And one is with, you know

Actual little people, so--

Can we call them little people?
Is that the acceptable term?
I can check on that

Uhhhhh, oh and don’t forget

You’re competing this season

On The Food Network Celebrity Chef Steak Walk

Where we pair you up with marathon runners

And you they pull on a--on a--a--

It’s like a chariot, almost

And you’re cooking steak

The entire time

It sounds stupid

But all the money goes to charity

So it’s fun

It’s really just fun

And then we have a couple of pilots to shoot

Batter Battle

Which is a spin-off of Frosting Wars

Candy is Dandy

The Stew Crew

Baker’s Dozen

Flip My Food Truck

Grab that Dougboy

Muffin Stuffin’

And Chicken Pot Hi!

Where we reunite cooks

With their biological parents
Very touching

Super touching

So excited about it

So, do you have any questions?

Um, I can totally ask the Food Network doctor

About getting you something for the depression

But I really can’t have you on anything

While you’re filming

Any of the stuff I just listed

It’s not that we’re not insured for it

It’s just that most of what he can give you

Will kill your taste buds

And then you’ll just have to guess

Which chef deserves to win

Best Little Chef Jr.

Oh, we’re doing seventeen episodes of that

Instead of the usual ten

What can I say?

People love it

People love all of it

I have no idea why

But people do