Sunday, January 10, 2010

All the Movies That Are Worse Than Avatar

-- Hopefully this will be the last sarcastic thing I have to write in reference to Avatar...but it's pretty doubtful. --

"All the Movies That Are Worse Than Avatar"

Dude, Avatar was the best movie EVAH

Like, EVAH ever

So many other movie suck
Compared to the majesty
That is Avatar

There are movies
That I wouldn't even consider movies
After seeing Avatar

Watching Casablanca
Is like watching puppies get eaten
By a giant werewolf

Now that I have seen Avatar

Gone with the Wind is like a knock knock joke

Taxi Driver? Lame ass nonsense from Stupidtown

Schindler's List--SNOOZEFEST

Are people even going to bother making movies
Now that every theme and plot and character
Has been explored
All in one film?

Why bother, dude?

Why bother?

Huh?

Pocahontas?

No, never seen it

Is it good?

As good as Avatar?

Oh...

I should check it out then

Sounds like the best movie ever made

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