There's a Reason They're An Ex

You ever hear anybody say

'Gee, I'd really like to revisit that tumor I had two years ago?'

No

So why would you want to
Revisit your relationship
With your ex?

Because you didn't closure?

You ever see a movie
That had an ending
You didn't like?

What did you do about it?

Nothing

Because it's a movie

People would be better off
If they treated their past relationships
Like movies with bad endings

There's a reason they're an ex

The only closure you need
Is the message the phone gives you
When you delete their number

You don't need to revisit
You don't need to recall
You don't need to rethink

You just need to get your ass out of the past
And head towards the future

Here, let me answer all the questions
Running into your ex has posed:

1) They're still the same person
2) They might be worse
3) The sex wasn't THAT good
4) Remember their mother
5) Remember the last name they called you the last time you saw them

There--happy?

Doesn't matter

Move on

There's a reason they're an ex