Mike?
Bernie Lipman here!
Listen
I'm calling about Shirley
She heard you're doing 'The King and I'
With the Springfield Players
And she wants to play Anna
What do you mean she's too old?
She's forty-nine
Your Grizabella last year
Came with her own coffin!
Mike, how many favors have I done for you, huh?
When you needed little boys for Oliver! last year
Who helped you raid the local junior college?
I want Shirley in that role
And I want her on the poster
...Well, can't you take a photo of her and glue it to the poster?
Uh huh
Okay
Well, I'll talk to her
I can't make any promises
But I'll talk to her
How's Mame going?
Mike, I told you
Stay away from the artsy shows!
I'll call you back
That's Louie on my other line
I'm trying to get him to South Pacific
No, not IN South Pacific
TO South Pacific
It's two o'clock
I'm a travel agent now until five
I'll let you go
Wait! Wait! Wait!
...There's a show called South Pacific?
Anything for Shirley in it?
Uh huh
...Now does the girl he fall in love with HAVE to be Polynesian?
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