Have you been to Otumba before?
Perhaps you have not heard
Of the Feria del Burro
The Donkey Faire
In that case
You are in for a wonderful treat
Because not only are you going to be present
For the greatest festival in the world
But you are staying
With the future winner
Of the Feria del Burro Costume Contest
This is--Apestoso
He is the smelliest donkey
In all of Otumba
But don't let his vile odor fool you
This donkey
When dressed in the proper garments
Bears a striking resemblance
To Frida Kahlo
Oh, I know what you're thinking
A thousand donkeys in Mexico
Look like Frida Kahlo
And most of them
Don't smell like they've rolled around
In raw sewage
But Apestoso has a secret weapon
HE CAN PAINT!
And not just paint
But replicate
All of Kahlo's work
It is as if she has been reborn
With a tail
And a penetrating aroma
That has caused me to pass out
Many a time
This donkey will take the fair by storm!
...And if it doesn't win
I will sue the fair
For discrimination against smelly animals
My cousin is a lawyer
A good one, too
Now, if you'll excuse me
I need to cultivate Apestoso's eyebrow
He may not be much of a donkey
But he's one hell of an artist
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