Play We Are Family

I have a suggestion...

Play 'We Are Family'

When your sister's boyfriend
Has left her...again
For another woman...again
And he took the dog...again

Play 'We Are Family'

When you're a wedding
Where the only person you know
Is the guy who brought you
And he's out puking in the koi pond

Play 'We Are Family'

When you find out that your mom
Beat cancer
And not just beat it
But beat the shit out of it

Play 'We Are Family'

When your brother
Brings home a girl
That nobody in your family likes
And tells you
That she's pregnant

Play 'We Are Family'

Play that song
And you'll forget the arguments
And the petty squabbles
And the money your uncle owes you
And you'll just be glad
To have a family
When a lot of people don't

And you'll get a kick out of watching the guys
Get uncomfortable
Singing--

'I got all my sisters with me'

So go ahead
Play it

And don't forget to call your mother!