Dad, Get Off Facebook

MICHELLE HARTLEY is Dad, get off Facebook.

HARRY HARTLEY is still pretty damn good-looking for a dad. LOL.

MICHELLE HARTLEY is Dad, I'll kill you. Get off Facebook.

HARRY HARTLEY is so proud of his little cookie monster for getting her driver's license. To think, she was still peeing the bed two years ago. LOL

MICHELLE HARTLEY is looking for an axe to chop up her father's laptop.

HARRY HARTLEY is taking the wife out for a ride in the convertible tonight. Then maybe some honeymoon reminiscing. LOL.

MICHELLE HARTLEY is Ew! That's gross! And you don't even know what LOL means! Knock it off!

HARRY HARTLEY is LSHIAPMP.

MICHELLE HARTLEY is Do not tell anyone what that--

HARRY HARTLEY is Laughing So Hard I Almost Peed My Pants--But not my bed! That's Michelle's domain! LOL

MICHELLE HARTLEY is wondering how many years you get in prison for murdering a parent. I know if you murder both parents it's more, right? Can someone google this for me?

HARRY HARTLEY has posted a photo.

"Here's Michelle celebrating her fifth Halloween. We dressed her up like Janis Joplin. Her mother and I were still in our hippie phase back then. She really got into character. She didn't bathe the entire week and then threw up all over her tie-dyed t-shirt!"

MICHELLE HARTLEY has posted a photo of her father in high school--with an afro.

"Two can play this game...LOL."

HARRY HARTLEY is detagging a photo.

MICHELLE HARTLEY is Does Mom know you're on Facebook?

HARRY HARTLEY has signed off Facebook.

MICHELLE HARTLEY is probably grounded, but smiling all the same.