All They Want to Do is Drink

All they want is vodka
New Facebook photo shakes
Skyrocketing to Monday
On a wave of big mistakes

All they want is act like
They didn't turn thirty last month
Like they're still in college
And it's cute to be a slut

All they want is gossip
As long as it's not theirs
Making fun of drunker guys
Falling down the stairs

All they want is to be nasty
Trying to pass that off as sex
They're not interested in who's here
They just wanna know who's next

And all they want to do is drink

All they want is whiskey
And the bartender to flirt
They keep their smiles down
And their expressions cut and curt

All they want is judgment
And a brand new shiny car
They roll their eyes at any guy
Who's smarter than they are

All they want is group dynamics
Keeping all their secrets in
Sleeping with each other
Again and again and again

And all they want to do is drink

They don't want no culture
They don't want to smile
They don't want to expand their perspectives
Or leave their beehive for awhile

They just want to party
Hope the aging comes next year
Have younger guys dismiss them
And pretend that they don't care

And all they want to do is drink

'Cause all that they can do is--

Drink