No, I Do Theater, You Do Drama

No, sweetheart
I do theater

You do gossip
You do bitchy
You do nasty
You do "comments"
You do commentary
You do ugly

I do theater

You get in trouble
You get talked about
You get arrested
You get drunk
You get stoned
You get nothing

I do theater

You're loud
You're toxic
You're minimal
You're self-involved
You're rude
You're worthless

I do theater

But just so we're clear

I can talk shit
I can dig it in
I can shut you down
I can make you cry
I can rip you up
I can strip you down to nothing

I can do drama

But I can do that
And I can do theater

Keep that in mind