If You Would Like to Make a Call

If you would like to make a call
Hang up and try again

If you would like to make a call
Hang up and try again

If you would like to make a call
Hang up and try again

If you would like to make a call
Help somebody else make a call

Hang yourself
With the wire

Hope somebody walks in

Heave yourself up
And let yourself go

Do it quick
Do it fast
At the sound
Of the tone

Old green phone
Not worth much
Numbers scratched
Rubbed off
So you don't know
What time it is

Because the numbers are the phone
Are the numbers on the clock
On the lock
On the time
Of the year

Tick tock

Phone rings

Nobody answers
No machine
Out of luck
Out of time
Stuck in between
A rock
And a clock
And a lock
And tick tock
Anybody home?

If you would like to make a call
Then hang up the phone