Camping with Mad-Libs

Everybody at the mad-libs office
Decided to go camping
As part of our annual company retreat

Last year we all went to [A Famous Prison]
And got our photo taken with [A Character from 'Alice in Wonderland']
But we decided that this year
We wanted to get in touch with nature
Just like [Someone Who's Played James Bond]

As soon as we got to the campsite
Winnie and Mark got down to business

First, they put up the [Sexual Organ]
Then they got to work on [Euphemism for 'Making Love']
And after two hours they finally managed to [Way of Cooking a Chicken] their [Clothing Item]

It was pretty impressive

Everybody in the office
Had a great time
Being outdoors

We went swimming in the [Type of Nut]
Then hiking on the [What rhymes with 'Fee-But']
And riding horses all over the [Just say 'Peanut']

At one point, during the night
I was awoken by what sounded like [A Pop Singer] giving birth to [A Suffragette]
And of course I [Type of Dance]
Right out of the tent

What I saw made me yell--[A Line from 'Star Wars']
And then I yelled--[A Line from 'Clueless']
And because I couldn't stop yelling I yelled--[A Line from the Lifetime Movie 'She Said No!'...or you can just say 'She Said No!']

It turned out Mark was just showing off
Wrestling with a stuffed [Endangered Species]

But then the [Endangered Species]
Ate Mark

[Say 'He Deserved It']

Hahaha just kidding

Overall, the trip was a huge success
And we think next year
We might go to [City Outside of Providence]

But that's only if we get really brave!