The Cruise

Well we gained weight
That's for sure

The food is--

I mean, all you do is eat
That's all

Ken would eat with Mark
And I would stay with Nancy
And just, you know, relax
But then the boys would come back
And we'd all go out to eat again

So Ken and Mark really put on the weight
Although Nancy and I certainly got our share

Nancy is too funny
I mean, just too funny
You sit and talk with her
You feel like you're a comedy show
In the front row
And you're just getting some entertainment
Let me tell ya

She's a good time

Mark is, you know, nice too
He's more Ken's style
Slow and steady
That's the boys for you
Slow and steady

Of course, he WAS upset
After the--

I mean, how could you not be upset?
We were all upset
It was just--

Now, Ken gets mad when I say this
But I'm still holding out hope
That they'll find her

I mean, I just can't see her
Going over the edge

I mean, she certainly wouldn't have jumped
She wasn't, you know--not that way at all
The type to do something like that
That just wasn't her
She was always cracking jokes

Her and Mark would sit with us at dinner
And she'd just crack joke after joke
Oh, when she'd joke about Mark
Man, would she light into him
And he'd just sort of sit there
And not say anything
And then she'd start in
About how he wasn't saying anything
And he's such a push-over and--

Hahaha oh my god, she was a hoot

It's something I think about a lot
Because when I think about the fact that she might be--

Well, I like to remember what a nice time we had

Oh, and--

Because Ken gets mad when I talk about this
Because things are still open
And being, you know, investigated, or whatever
But I'm just talking about
What a nice time we had

And all that stuff about Mark is crazy anyway

He wouldn't have done anything to Nancy
And besides, Ken said he was with Mark
That whole night
Playing together in the casino
So there you go

There's your--what is it
The alibi

There's your alibi

Not that he needed one

Who would want to hurt Nancy?

She was just so funny
Always cracking jokes

Anyway, Mark has been so torn up about this
Obviously

You wouldn't know it from looking at him
But he is
He really is

So Ken and I are taking him
On another cruise last month
So he can gain back some of that joy he lost

Until they find Nancy
Which I'm sure they will

Until then, it'll be just me and the boys

Oh, they're already talking
And making plans
Every night
Whispering on the phone
Thinking I don't hear them

Hahaha they're so cute

And I sure could use
Another vacation

With my two favorite guys

Just the three of us

Doesn't that sound fun?