You're going to love him
He's funny
He's sooo funny
And like, he looks--
I mean, he's sooo funny
Like the funniest guy ever
And his body is just--
Oh, my God, he's sooo funny
Like, I die around him
Constantly
Dying
At how funny
And sweet
And amazing he is
Do I find him attractive?
Um, well
I mean
I've never thought about it
You know, because he's--
Because he likes guys
And you like guys!
So there ya go!
You're both gay
And he's funny
And you're great
And you're both going to get along so well
Cute?
Like, I said, I--
Well, I guess if I HAD to say, I would say, um--
He's gay
I mean, he's definitely gay
So no worries there
And he's very, you know
Humorous
He's of good humor
And I think you're really going to find him very--hysterical
Just, he'll have you laughing
And you'll be all 'Hahaha'
And you might not even notice that he's--
That, um, that--sorry, lost my train of thought
But anyway, yeah, he's gay
You're both gay
And you're both great
And you're very handsome
And he's--a boy
And you're both gay
So yay!
Right?
Claps hands?
Why aren't you clapping hands?
Oh my God, don't be shallow!
Looks aren't important!
Would I date him if I were gay?
God no!
Oh, but I mean, that's not because--
I mean
The thing is--
You know I don't like guys who are funny
I like them very, you kow
Just, mean
And, cruel
And, you know, just really not nice
So, he just wouldn't be my type
But he's definitely you're type
Because you like boys
And he's a boy
And you're a boy
And he also likes boys
And math just sort of dictates
That you two should be together and--
Okay, fine, he's the brother of this guy I want to date
And I promised we could do like a group thing
And if you agree to go to dinner with us
And not stare at his hump or his lazy eye
And laugh a few times at his stupid jokes
And then text him two days later
And tell him you've decided to become a celibate vegan who practices black magic
I'll pay you fifty bucks
Deal?
Great
I think you two are really going
To hit it off
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