1. A guy standing on the sidewalk sings Dean Martin to his girlfriend while she takes off her heels and laughs because she knows, in that moment, he's the one.
2. Two teenagers decide to skip school and it makes the BLT's they got from the all-night diner downtown taste even better.
3. A woman stares at her husband while he sleeps and thinks about leaving him even though thinking is all she'll ever do.
4. A single man does crossword puzzles on his fire escape in his underwear while listening to a guy butcher his favorite Dean Martin song.
5. Three twenty-something women are trying to summon the ghost of Joan of Arc while three empty bottles of wine rest quietly on the coffee table in front of them.
6. The ghost of Joan of Arc watches a man jerk off to an exercise video he bought at a yard sale.
7. A woman exercises at 2am to work off her insomnia.
8. Two guys rob an apartment not realizing it belongs to a man with a loaded gun.
9. A woman with a crush on a guy who does crossword puzzles in his underwear on the fire escape across from her fire escape writes three drafts of a letter to him then throws them all out.
10. The mother of a teenager who's skipping school tomorrow is trying to figure out if her son is too old to punish.
11. The father of a teenager who's skipping school tomorrow is rooting around his son's room looking for drugs that don't exist.
12. A sleeping husband dreams of Joan of Arc.
13. A man holding a loaded gun in his mouth hears a noise in his living room.
14. Three boyfriends begin to wonder if their girlfriends were serious about having a seance tonight.
15. A drug dealer hears a gunshot.
16. A car backfires.
17. A dog barks.
18. Silence.
19. Two teenagers decide to kiss then decide against it.
20. A homeless man finds a love letter in a dumpster next to an unopened can of tuna.
21. A husband wakes up.
22. A crossword puzzle is completed.
23. It begins to rain.
24. A couple make love in the front seat of a car while Sinatra plays on the radio.
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