Scooby's Last Case

Well hey there!

I'm Fred and these are my pals!

Sorry we got lost.

It was a little hard to find this cornfield.  Plus, it was so close to Vegas, that we decided to stop by Scooby's favorite pet store on the strip and get him some Scooby snacks.

Anyway, we're here to solve the Mystery of the--

HOLY @#$% THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

Uh, sorry, I just--

Usually, we don't, uh--

We're mostly into figuring out who's haunting abandoned amusement parks and condemned houses.  Stuff like that.  But, uh, you know, we are in the business of solving mysteries so--


The mob?

No, I can't say we've dealt with them.

Are they responsible for--


SCOOBY, DON'T EAT THAT!  THAT'S A HUMAN HAND!

Uh, are you sure this wasn't done by some cranky old guy in ghost costume?

No, no, we're totally capable of handling this.  We should, uh, probably take some fingerprints or something.

Daphne, could you do that?

Oh sorry, I didn't realize she was throwing up.

Shaggy, could you and Scooby look around and see if you can...uh...

I don't even know where to start.

Maybe we should see if we can find a body that still has a face on it and go from there.

Velma, you can do some computer thing and figure this all out, can't you?

Okay, well your computer doesn't need to tell us we're in over our heads.  I think that's pretty--

Shaggy, tell Scooby he has to stop eating the corn.  That could be evidence.  At least tell him not to eat the corn with the splattered organs on it.  Could we just--

Oh God, now I'm feeling sick.

Tell you what--we're going to go stay at that Haunted Hotel down the road and while we're there, we'll try to find you the number of somebody who can actually help you out here.

Maybe the Hardy Boys?

I hear they just got a new decoder, and they're probably dying to use it.