I'm Going As You for Halloween

You know what I'm going as for Halloween?

You

I'm going to get all dressed up
Then not go out

I'm going to spend two hours making dinner
Then put it in the fridge

I'm going to see a pile of leaves
And not jump in it

I'm going to be you
I'm going to be you for Halloween

I'm going to drive down the road
And not sing along to my car radio

I'm going to wash my hands
At least eight times a day

I'm going to take out the garbage
When it's only half-full

I'm going to be you
I'm going to be you for Halloween

I'm going to smile and nod
When I really disagree

I'm going to hold myself back
When I feel something pulling me

I'm going to see if I can stay unaffected
By everything around me

I'm going to be you
I'm going to be you for Halloween

I'm going to spend Saturday nights
Locked up tight in my house

I'm going to drink only Sprite
And apple juice from a cup

I'm going to be right
Every day of my life

I'm going to be you
I'm going to be you for Halloween

I'm not going to live
I'm not going to die
I'm not going to give
I'm not going to lie

I'm going as you
And you wanna know why?

Cause you'd be the scariest costume
That I'd ever find