She Likes Boys with Black Hair

-- I think this fits into "The Closing Crew" somewhere. Maybe this is Karen. Yeah, I guess it is Karen. --

She likes boys with black hair
Blonde boys make her nervous
Smile too much
And know too much shit
Or think they do
Or think they do

She likes boys who smoke
And don't try to quit
She likes pickles and ham sandwiches
And she don't like fancy
Real men aren't like that
Real men aren't like that

She likes grease on the hands
She likes grease on the chin
She begins with the backrub
Then winds up on the bed
And she's rotten
She's rotten for him

She likes to tug on his sleeve
And get him up on his feet
Against the kitchen counter
While the kids are asleep

She likes boys with big dreams
Who talk about them all the time
She don't need a mind to find what she likes
And his favorite movie should be Reservoir Dogs
Or some shit like that

She likes boys who change tires
She likes boys who fire her up
She likes boys who hire their boys
To do work at their stores
And leaves the whores alone
But you can't get it all
But you can't get it all

She likes boys who give her
Good-looking kids
And play ball with the boys
And tickle the girls
And if they leave
Then they leave
But she'll still believe them
When they say they'll stay

She likes boys with black hair
She likes the mistakes
You can make again and again

She falls for those boys
And passes up
All the men