First off, I'm kicking some people
Off of the sleigh team
Y'all thought you were funny
Cracking jokes about my nose
Well, who's laughing now, huh?
Who's laughing now?
Hey Vixen, you feeling catty now?
Guess what?
I'm putting you right in front of the big man
So when he cracks the whip
You're going to be the one getting it
Dancer, I don't know who gave you that name
But apparently they were blind
Because if you tap danced on those hooves
With that body
You'd be going through the rooftops
You're off the team
Until I see some weight fluctuation
Don't give me that nasty look, Chubs
I'll leave you in the stable
With the Bobby, the slow elf
Okay, that's all the changes...for now
Remember to follow me
Because I'm in charge
Unless some of you want to try sticking your noses
In a light socket
And seeing what happens
Any questions...?
I didn't think so
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