I just want a little color
You know, a little...a little something
Maybe a bit of tint
Maybe a slight hue?
See, I have this date with a girl on Tuesday
No, she's not shallow or anything
I just want to look nice
She's an ice sculpture
So she's got a lot of different tones to her
I just want to make sure I can keep up
Yeah, sure
The bed should be fine
Can you hold my nose out here?
What about my pipe?
The hat? Noooooooooo...
No touching the hat
It's--I have this thing
About the hat
It's...it's a thing
Sorry
Now, how hot does it get in there?
Wow
That hot?
Is there any way you could...lower it?
Just maybe a little...cooler?
Um, I don't know...maybe...forty?
No, not forty degrees
Oh my God, are you kidding me?
I don't want to look like burnt toast!
Hahaha
I meant forty below
...Below zero...
Okay, well how low does it go?
My God, no wonder all you people are getting skin cancer
I mean, I don't really have to worry about that
Because I don't really have...skin...per se
Aren't there any other options?
Spray tan? How does that work?
Uh huh
Uh huh
Uh huh
Hahaha yeah no thanks
If I want to turn myself into a snow cone
I'll go to a carnival
Look, maybe this just isn't for me
I'll probably just get my haircut instead
Do you know anybody that's good at trimming mop hair?
Nah, I don't mind
As long as I don't have to take off the hat
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