There's No Such Thing as a Cute Stalker

If you're cute
You can make me apple bread
Two hours after
Our first date

If you're cute
You can call me eighteen times
At two am
And I won't mind

If you're cute
You can take me to your parents' house
On the second date
And introduce me
As 'the one'

If you're cute
I really won't mind

Because there's no such thing
As a cute stalker

If you write all over my wall
With hearts and smiles
With words like 'soulmate' and 'yearn'
I won't remove them
'Cause you're cute

If you text me 'Hey'
Eight times a day
When you know I'm at work
Or doing something
I won't block your number
'Cause you're cute

If you can make all my friends jealous
Then you can cling to me
Like a symbiotic fish

I'll be your big fish, baby
Because there's no such thing
As a cute stalker

Now if you should happen
To lose your looks
Or have a piano fall on you
Or lose any of your charm
Or dashing ways

I'll drop you faster
Than a class I'm not passing
And I won't think twice about it

But until then you're cute
So feel free to grab on
And hold on tight