They're Perfect for Each Other

-- Nobody calls Kevin Broccoli a tease. Don't worry, this won't burn any bridges. A bridge by definition is something that's connected to two places, and neither one of these two is going anywhere. --

"They're Perfect for Each Other"

They waited to make it official
They wanted to wait
Until they'd slept
With every single person
Willing to sleep with them
Before settling for each other

They wanted to check with all their friends
To make sure nobody else wanted them

They waited until summer was over
They waited until school had started
So they could parade around with each other
Acting like their love affair
Was one for the ages

Now they love to stand around
Looking superior to those
Who they assume want them

And they put out just enough vibes
To let other guys know
That given the chance
They'd break faster
Than the players out the huddle

They cuddle while dreaming
Of other sexual opportunities
And watch Glee while sexting other teens
They met while peer counseling

Their friends all call them messes
Confessing that they're not impressed
By how they dress or interact
And the ones who aren't too embarrassed
Admit to having been offered
Admittance into their club
After being harrassed online
By one of both them

A sullen 'fine' when the offer
Was turned down

Around town they perfect their sneers
And token inside jokes
Choking the social potential
Of their deferential lackeys
Packing off the minute
One gets a smile but not the other

If you're not in for the package
Then you ain't getting the deal

They steal arguments
Quiet arguments with each other
That soon become public
When one tricks the other
Into looking like a dick
In front of everybody

'There? Do you see?'

There's the victory
Getting to look like the abused on here
So someone will come to the rescue

But there's no rescuing
Someone from perfection

And these two?

They're perfect for each other