Monkeys?
...Monkeys?
Okay
Monkeys?
Like at the zoo monkeys?
Like the ones that throw their poop?
All right, Charles, all right
I'm just trying to understand
Now, how long did it take for the monkeys
To turn into...us?
Uh huh
Okay
All right
Well, that's a relief
So it doesn't happen overnight?
Because if I go to the zoo tomorrow
And see a monkey
Wearing an apron
And making strudel
I'm going to be very taken aback
Now, why didn't ALL the monkeys turn into humans?
So there are two kinds of monkeys then?
And the smartest ones became human?
What do you mean it had nothing to do with intelligence?
Well, I would hope it would
Otherwise how did we figure out which of us
Were going to turn into people?
Did we draw straws or something?
Sweetheart, that is a legitimate question
You know when you explain this to people
You're not always going to be speaking to people
With my level of intelligence
What do you mean 'Thank God?'
Charles, be careful what you say
You know I don't understand sarcasm
It's the devil's language
Now if we're not monkeys anymore
Why do some of us still like bananas?
I don't like bananas but some people do
If you like bananas, does that mean you haven't evolved fully as human beings?
Because, and don't bite my head off here, Charles
But it is a fact that your mother likes bananas
Loves bananas
Some would say she adores bananas
And she does pick things out of my hair
Every time I'm over visiting her
It's just a fact, Charles
Opposable thumbs?
Charles, my thumbs are hardly opposites of each other
They both look exactly the same
Except for when I get them painted different colors
But that's only to make them look festive!
Walking upright?
But I don't understand, dear
Ostriches walk upright
And they're nothing like humans
Again, unless we're talking about your mother--
Ah, here you go
Getting so frustrated
You throw things
Howling and beating at your chest
You have no patience at all
You know dear, you may be the best example
Of your theory
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