Stephanie Abbott Admits She Was Wrong

Honey?

I forgot to tell you

About that thing

That I said

Remember that thing?

Well, apparently--

And this isn't, you know, confirmed yet

I mean, there's a chance, but anyway, um

I may not have been

Completely aware

Of what I was thinking about

When I said what I said

Which is why I may not have said something

Totally accurate when I meant

To say something, um, more accurate

You know, than what I said

Well, no, it wasn't that I was...you know...inaccurate

It was more like, the statement I made

Which I believed to be true

Was not, totally true

Which was completely unbeknownst to me

Which means, that I was really wronged here

If you want the truth

I am probably more of a victim here

Then even I realized

Up until now

But I did want to let you know that

That, you know, in a way

We were both victimized

By, um, the world, I guess

And, so, I am sorry--for us both!

That we were both, you know

And so there's that

And I'm glad we had this talk

And don't worry about me

I'll be fine

Oh, so, to summarize

Yes, the movie is at 7:15pm

And not 7:30pm

And the movie theater is getting a nasty call from me

About making the print on their website bigger

So that my husband and I

Will no longer be emotionally scarred like this

And I will no longer be...not right

Or...wrong...as some would perhaps label me unfairly

So...7:15...

I'll go get dressed

And remember

You love me